Trying to motivate myself is harder on an empty stomach

I'm pretty sure this blog has been sort of grumping along at a pathetic pace since I made it, what, a year ago? So tonight I decided to change the template to...ANOTHER TEMPLATE!

* fanfare *

Yeah, not as exciting as expected on my end as well.

I'm leaving the country soon for a bit of a vacation, so I need to finish up my outstanding reviews quickly since this will be a --gasp!-- VACATION WITHOUT SECKS TOYS.

You heard right, dear cricket in the corner. From here on out, it's just me and my hand for the next month and change. Good times will be had by all. By "all", I mean me. Sort of.

In other news, I'm starting to become something of a make-up junkie. What's up with that? I swear I was saving up my money to buy my zombie fortress island (fortress against zombies, not for), but now I'm spending it on weird things like primer and brushes that aren't for my teeth or hair. Speaking of which, I need a new hairbrush. My current one has been broken for over a year now.

Yup, it's time to write this review! I am pumped! I will succeed! I will not give up in the middle and look at Food Porn! I will not be distracted by my empty stomach! It is a new day (no, really, it's tomorrow already)!

Ok, ok, getting on with it.