You're saying, "Miss Cinnamon, what's up with the sporadic posting? It's like you only have this blog so you can enter in contests!"
Which is totally not true. It's just that contests are more interesting than my every day, anonymous life. Especially contests involving sex toys.
WHOA! I hear you say, What IS that?! Where'd it come from? Why is it here, in the middle of this blog post which no one is reading because I haven't updated in so long and so many of my updates are long, boring lists of sex toys I'd like to win or sex toys I didn't win or whether I'm allowed to call something "lesbian"?
It's here because there's a banner contest over at EdenFantasys' blog, Eden Cafe, and I'm entering because the prize is kind of awesome. And probably if I won it my boyfriend would steal it from me and hide it in his butt all day, because that's the kind of things he does with all the cool toys we have.
MY BOYFRIEND: Hey honey, watcha lookin' for?
ME: That little blue glass plug that I've been wanting to try again.
MY BOYFRIEND: Oh. I... Oh.
ME: ? Have you seen it?
MY BOYFRIEND: It's in my butt.
ME: Still??!
MY BOYFRIEND: Uh huh.
ME: How about that nice glass wand I got? The one with the swirls and bumps? I haven't seen that since first semester of freshman year!
MY BOYFRIEND: Uh... That's... also... in my butt.
ME: ...The glass bubble wand?
MY BOYFRIEND: That, too.
It's pretty much the story of my sex life. This is why I'm looking for glass toys that don't have flanged bases, so that my boyfriend can stop stealing them from me and putting them into his butt.
Anyway, the prize for the banner contest isn't even a glass toy, it's the winner's choice from three Njoy objects of lustful awesomeness.
So yeah, that's my contest entry. Also, this banner has a permanent home on my sidebar now. Not that anyone ever looks.
The end.
